Companion guide · $9.99
Say the right thing. Cancel anyway.
The Cancellation Counter-Script Field Guide — what to say when they won't let you go.
You already know how to click cancel — the guides on this site are free and always will be. This is for the part after that: the moment a retention rep, a discount popup, or a guilt-trip screen tries to talk you out of it. An FTC review of 642 subscription sites and apps found 76% used at least one manipulative tactic to make cancelling harder than signing up. This is what actually gets in the way.
What's inside
- ·7 documented retention tactics, ranked by how common they are across 55 verified companies
- ·A verbatim counter-script for each tactic — exact words to say, not vague advice
- ·A quick-reference table for all 55 companies on PageGuides — see what to expect before you start
- ·The Subscription Audit Tracker — a Google Sheet pre-loaded with all 55 companies, auto-calculating your real monthly and annual spend
- ·The same escalation path used across every free guide on the site — chargeback, FTC complaint, State AG
The 7 tactics, by how common they are
Why pay? PageGuides is, and will always be, a free tool. Every step-by-step cancellation guide on this site stays free — no paywall, no account required, no catch. This field guide is not a requirement to use the site. It's an optional way to help cover hosting and verification costs, for anyone who found this useful and is in a position to chip in a few dollars. If $9.99isn't something you can spare right now, the free guides already have everything you need to cancel — genuinely, no hard feelings.
Who this is (and isn't) for
Get it if
- · You've been offered a discount mid-cancellation and weren't sure whether to take it or push through
- · You want the exact wording before you call, not general advice
- · You're auditing more than one or two subscriptions at once
Skip it if
- · You're only cancelling one thing and the free guide already got you there
- · You're already comfortable saying no to a retention rep
- · $9.99 isn't money you want to spend on this right now — genuinely, use the free guides instead
FAQ
Is this different from the free guides?
Yes. The free guides are step-by-step: how to cancel Company X specifically. This is tactic-based: what to say when any company tries to keep you, plus a cross-company view the single-company guides don't have.
What format is it?
A PDF you can read on any device or print, plus a Google Sheet (CSV) tracker.
Will this be updated?
Yes — cancellation flows change. Updates are free for anyone who's already purchased.
I can't afford it right now.
Totally fine — every guide on PageGuides is free and will stay that way regardless.